Simon Says

Every town needs a place like this. The food was absolutely delicious and the portions leave you feeling guilty for not being able to finish. Simon is a great bloke to chat with and his hospitality was above and beyond. Can't wait to come back and can't wait to see him open up in Mandurah.
Hadi Azzam and Rawan Ismail can get stuffed, both ate all their food and said nothing. Can't of been too unhappy if their plate was clean.

Simon says burgers is the best place for food in Perth without a doubt!

The food here is in a league of its own. The flavours are out of this world!
Such a great, friendly, family run business. The owner really cares about providing great service to his customers and takes pride in what he does, always good conversation, incredibly good value for money, and very kind people

If you like spicy food, I highly recommend the Ak47 burger. There is nothing else like it!

Love this place, the wide menu just makes you come back for seconds and thirds. My little slice of heaven would be at Simon Says. 100/10

I say Simon can cook!

Sensational Wagyu chicken sandwich for only $8. One of his specials this week.

Chicken meatloaf, Wagyu brawn, cheese, mayo, homemade bbq sauce etc. Did I say sensational?

They didn't have the usual bread but the burger bun was more than adequate.

We also tried the beef vindaloo for $13.
Fall apart, tender beef and real homestyle flavour and spicing.

One of the busiest menus I've ever seen, burgers, tacos, fried chicken, curries etc.but on the basis of today's visit I look forward to trying more dishes.

Weekly specials. Warm service.

This little restaurant should also be commended for the free meals it serves to folk doing it hard which is a lot these days.

Food is sometimes slow, but always good and the commentary from chef Simon is entertaining. Updated to 5 stars!

Ordered the birria and lamb biryani rice delivered. Was spewing that I forgot the dip but it was still amazing. But the star was the lamb ribs and biryani rice. Everything was packed full of flavour and had a nice kick to it. Would not recommend to anyone allergic to spicy, spices and flavour explosions.

Previous review: If I had an option to rate 0 stars I would have done it. Nothing looks same what we saw in pictures. Worst burgers ever
Current Review: Let me give you detailed review if this is what you asked for.
I was extremely disappointed with the taste and quality of the burgers I ordered. The patties were excessively oily and lacked flavor, making for a pathetic dining experience and looking at your response I am surprised being a chef you can't take constructive feedback. I have read other one stars feedback responses as well and honestly now I realized I have wasted my time as you have responded in a dismissive and unprofessional manner, failing to acknowledge the concerns raised.
I have taken my 3 stars on your service back as well as your response to my review changed my mind as I believe responding professionally also counts towards service. Thank you

I would not have rated this restaurant but sitting on my toilet seat i thought i should.
Wasted $83 for something they call burger. Zero taste

Food is different here. Same thing but different dynamic and taste. PFC chicken was great and different than any other fried chicken we tried. Becca burger with maple bacon and fried chicken was awesome. Could smell the ghee.
Keep up the good work.

I dream of those loaded fries! Especially with the brisket on top, mwah!
Since my first trip only a few weeks ago I have already become a regular, excited to see how your visions unfold in the future Simon!

Always an enjoyable experience at Simon says and also the Coventry market stall. Burgers are always fresh with quality ingredients and the curry’s are amazing!

Would really like to love this place but in my personal opinion I think there's just too much emphasis being put into trying to be different. I'd prefer a simple smashed beef patty with a nice soft brioche bun but I wanted to give this place a go as I had heard different opinions everywhere.

Food was alright, nothing spectacular. I did appreciate the service and appeal for constructive criticism but again, just honestly a difference in opinion and preference for what I like. Probably won't be back but it was an interesting experience to say the least

My curry was truly spectacular! Loved every single bite of it!
We will be back 100%
Thanks so much for a fabulous meal and for making my curry even though you had a chef out sick!

Great food and customer service. Will come back again!

Also love Chef Simon! He is an epic dude. Love how he handles dishonest 1-star reviews.

Simon Says has so much to offer, and each time I go in - I am amazed by everything Simon does. If I could give a higher star rating - I WOULD.

The menu is unique, exciting and affordable. There are so many food and drink options. He makes curries, burgers, wings, loaded fries, tacos, milkshakes, cocktails - plus PLENTY more.

He does delivery services, functions/weddings, and offers great specials and fair/honest refunds for unhappy customers. Simon is a remarkable chef and businessman with a big heart and a passion for his food. It’s refreshing to see.

My partner and I bought his “insane” sauce over the weekend, and the jar is nearly empty already. We will continue to travel 50+ minutes just to eat Simon’s food. Bonus - this restaurant is canola/vegetable oil free!

Also, for spice/chilli lovers - Simon offers the AK-47 burger which is VERY hot but breathtakingly delicious. Great if you’re up for a challenge!

100/10 recommend.:)

I was looking forward to trying this place, so many good reviews! I went in the mood for a beef burger, ended up ordering a couple burger (takeaway), but received a cluckle. I can see how this went wrong but was still disappointed.
*I can see how this went wrong, as the menu has two similar sounding items, which have set the employee and customer up for failure. Id suggest the business considers renaming one of these items*
The cluckle was ok, *but it was sloppy and 1/3 of the contents fell out when I picked it up*

*Edit following owner response

Amazing customer service, great fresh food and freshly made drinks for the children! Highly Recommend!

Once again very happy, if you’re still not been here do yourself a favour, Simon really takes the time time to look after his customers

By far the best burgers and wings in Perth. Simons sauces are amazing; very unique and flavoursome. He is passionate about his food and his message. Will keep supporting this business. Highly recommend.

My son ordered this chicken burger, we had a similar one, very tasty and great service, highly recommend this place, quite a lot on the menu too