Perth Modern School

I went to perth modern in 1901. It was a tough time as the pasta was still not cooked. I was assaulted with a tissue box and thats why i have a bald patch on my head. I will send everyone in my family at the school and soon I will own this school. Until then be ready. ;)

Roof is too low. I bumped my head on it all the time, even though I don’t even go here.

Samuel Whitehouse

I am a kid who goes there. Way to much homework. Often don't sleep or I stay up to 3am working. Good education though. Moves a bit too fast in coursework.

When you remember that everyone here got over 240 in the gate test and are intellectual beings, but they cant tell the difference between a toilet bowl and the floor.ps: go to mills lower boys toilet stall for a weird surprise (it wasnt me btw and it has probably been there for a while)

This school is amazing, it might be a little hard to get into but its amazing, its not that hard to learn here and you can make a lot of friends easily

Roof is very low and I keep getting this weird cotton candy on my head and it looks like pink dandruff. Very weird. The food was decent and the waiters were okay but must raise the roof.

The ice tea and aloe vera drinks are good although the prices are a little high. The food is mediocre. However the roof is too low.

This restaurant was overpriced. Not worth the money. The milkshakes were soggy, the burgers were mouldy, the pasta was undercooked and the meatballs tasted like broccoli. The waiters told me this was a school, they must be so confused because it was clearly a restaurant. They ushered me out, how rude. Never coming back here.

Enoch, you ruined my dining experience.
Dear Mr. Enoch Chan, I sincerely hope you step on Lego. Was peacefully eating undercooked pasta, then he started yelling about how this wasn't a restaurant. May consider returning, make sure Enoch gets kicked out. Food, staff and Enoch could do with some improvement as well.

Lots of homework and mathspace and stile suck but other than that its pretty good.im glad the roof has been raised though, because i am now no longer hitting my head.

Very good school w caring teacher and motivated children who work together to achieve top atar score. Proud of the teachers and the students. If u kid studies in the school, u r blessed

Literally trash i went here, asked for chicken nuggies but then got told to get out and got told i was 'creepy' TERRIBLE SERVICE dont go to this restaurant

This fine establishment isnt that fine no spaghetti no wine no garlic bread all they had was steak yet it tasted like a penccil case. The roof was to low as if it was designed for children and the waiters said what are you doing here sir this is a school to which i replied no this is patrick 1/5 stars wouldnt come again

After years of investment into "raising the roof" (which i believed to be a worthy cause, due to how low the roof was.there is no way the restaurant was up to code), i return to find that not only is the head chef who initiated the project gone, due to siphoning funds from the rest of the restaurant, but the "raised roof" is actually the second lowest in the whole establishment.years of investment wasted.my entire life savings wasted.my pension wasted.i will never give this place another cent of my money, and neither will any of the rest of my family.

EDIT: i have spoken to many of my friends and they have the same opinion.we have spread the word about how dreadful this restaurant is.all of my friends and acquaintances are now boycotting this horrid place.

Dieses Restaurant ist schrecklich. Das Steak ist viel zu trocken und die Pommes sind matschig.das Dach ist unglaublich niedrig, und mein Kopf ist immer noch wund. Das Personal ist größtenteils höflich, aber die Küchenchefin scheint sich nicht um ihre Küche zu kümmern. Insgesamt würde ich diese Erfahrung nicht empfehlen.

Above average dining experience. There are definitely better food places to look out for in Perth. I've seen this place feature on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares after that whole alleged affair with the head chef siphoning restaurant funds to build a new break room with a high-rise roof. Was an entertaining episode. Though management was said to have been muddled, apparently the restaurant has a myriad of awards and has consistently been reaching the tops of the ADER (Australian Dining Experience Ranking) for years now. Not sure about those claims. Overall food wasn't bad, but I wouldn't recommend it either.

Entree was a little stale and lacking. Staff handed me a packet of dollar store candies labelled 'ENRICHMENT' in messy red marker to burn through while the main meal was being prepared. A little unusual, but charming. The appetizer was rather unimpressive as well - the portions were tiny, it could barely suffice a snack.

Main course was absolutely eldritch in proportion. How do they expect the average human to go from eating baby lollies to devour this comically gargantuan rotisserie chicken layered with lemon and exorbitant amounts of cut vegetable? I swear that thing was at least half a meter in length. The waiter carried the dish on her back like she was the lone soul lugging a coffin down the funeral carpet. God save her soul, but dare He save mine. I was so distracted by the mass of poultry on my table I barely noticed another waiter set down the ant-sized bowl of ice-cream that was supposed to be my dessert.

Honestly one of the most esoteric dining experiences I've ever had in my life. Gordon Ramsey's work here isn't done.

Ever since they removed that one godly juice from the cafeteria it hasn't been the same

aloe juice cant fill that void

love the caf staff tho theyr epic

To Perth modern school,
This is Austin J. Kim from Holland Park State High School in Bapaume Road. I live in Runcorn QLd.

I want to save my friends including my best friend Owen Chang who goes to Marsden High in West Ryde.

Thank you.

Love the school. Staff is great. Students are very friendly! I will send my kids here. <3 thank you perth modern school

Great school, nice people, most teachers are nice we procrastinate so u must rely on guessing: >