Kulcha Cafe & Noodle House

Good food with generous portions. Very cheap (but tasty) drinks. Not a fancy restaurant, but one to keep coming back to.

Amazing price for huge volumes of food, plus the fact the food tastes amazing is always a bonus. We go every week and won’t be stopping any time soon

Amazing everytime! We live SOR so any chance when up Joondalup way, we head to Kulcha. Excellent service, delicious food, crazy good prices.

My new go to Asian place in Joondalup. Always busy which is a good sign for great food. Highly recommend this place

I go there very often for the lunch menu. The food is very good, but the portions of fried rice became smaller and smaller over time.
It was an increase in the price of the lunch menu over the past year of about 20% but is still affordable at $11.50 per lunch with fried rice as today. The owner is working along with the staff, and he is all about client satisfaction and ready to please. Always smiling and being nice. It is a pleasure to go to Kulcha when he is working. I'll be back for sure.

Been here twice and it's been amazing food every time. For me it tops it for well cooked meals. Staff are also very polite. I haven't felt this full since Sizzlers.

I am quite involved on a number of fronts with the Joondalup LGA and today I was invited to lunch with a colleague named Georg.

Now, unbeknown to me when I accepted the lunch offer, George and Kulcha owner John have been professional acquaintances for a number of years.

I have also dined at Kulcha many times on the must be over 20 years they have been located in Joondalup.

I have seen restaurants and cafes come and go, whilst Kulcha has steadily traded throughout and that will give you a little clue what to expext if you fancy a good lunch or dinner, with a very extensive menu.

For me. I do love a good Laksa soup and that is exactly what I got, with Georg having the Ribs and Chips which he had to take some home he was that full.

Regulars who see this review already know what a gem this place is and if you have never been, then what are you waiting for?

Such a shame because the food is so good but the customer service is just next level low. One waitress was probably the rudest woman I’ve ever had serve me. Our whole experience dining there felt like they were just trying to rip us off. Not the same as it used to be. Just trying to milk you for money now.

I eat here 2-3 nights a week and the food is outstanding and the 5 dishes I fluctuate between are always cooked right and tastes so good! Service is fast and efficient! And the spicy salted chicken from there is off its head good!

Loved the food. Had the spring rolls as an entrée with the beautiful peanut sauce. Yummy! And I tried something different today pineapple prawn Curry.guys go get it. So good! Portions are big. Prices are more than fair. The pineapple fried rice with chicken was really good aswell. So go on. I'm leaving JL in a couple of days and I'm pretty mad at myself that I only discovered this place now.
Check it out! Owner is so nice aswell, very thankful for our feedback.

Sat outside when weather was nice. There were plenty of options and everything was priced well. Got takoyaki and a special basil noodle dish. Great flavor, large portions, and great price. Staff and boss were kind as well. Didn't get to try their lunch specials but will definitely be returning to give it a shot. Thank you!

Food has taken forever to arrive, have seen tons of takeout been picked up however. Currently at 1 hour and 20min with still no food

Owner is absolutely gorgeous! Genuine, beautiful hard workers and affordable YUMMY food. Cocktails are delicious! Worth coming and checking out

Ps. Mondays have insanely cheap drink specials!

The food was remarkably average (we ordered the Kway Teow and Honey Chicken). We waited approximately 45 minutes for our good, which wasn't completely unexpected, as it was a Friday night. However, the food was decidedly not worth the wait. The food was also not worth the money, given that the prices appear to have increased dramatically in recent years, while the food quality has not.

You can get better, cheaper (or at least same price), and quicker food at almost any other nearby Asian restaurant.

Awesome food, fantastic price. Great friendly staff. Totally blown away with the place. Thanks and I will be back.

My son and I went there for lunch today. Thoroughly enjoyed it all. He has been there many times before and thought I would enjoy it a yes I absolutely did. Definitely recommend

Perfect. Thoroughly enjoyed our lunch here today, albeit very loud, the restaurant was very homey. Cheap meals and good serving sizes.
Reminiscent of my travels through Asia.

I live around the corner from this great family eatery. The servings are huge, the food is great, the drinks are cheaper than any other eatery around. I come to Kulcha on a regular basis with friends and family and I recommend you try it too.

Perfect spot if you are after a quick and cheap Asian takeaway.service was quick. Ample car parking nearby.

Best food I have tasted in a long time! Shout out to the chef thinly norbu food was amazing!