St.Patrick's Primary School

One day the school teacher left me next to a giraffe and one of the school teachers tried to shoot me and instead of killing me it killed the giraffe and T posed and T baged on the dead giraffe then one the zoo workers killed her and killed my friend Junna.

Also one day a friend of mine named Kooza wore everything green on st pats day and the teachers thought he was a tree so they through axes at Kooza, then me and some friends hunted the four teachers down and through axes at there eyes to get revenge.

I can see a lot of reviews by staff members of the school giving 5-stars to keep the rating up so let me tell you how it really is. I broke my arm and had to wear a cast for most of last year and got in trouble daily because ‘it’s against the dress code’. While the female students are allowed to wear all sorts of clothing that would be forbidden at any other school. I’m pretty sure the administrators are playing favourites. Or maybe it’s because there’s a secret underground ring of involuntary labοr practices happening in the basement of the school (the part nobody knows about underneath the main staircase). You get there through the teachers bathrooms (there’s a small hole behind the mirror of the handicapped cubicle to crawl through). There’s a lot of disco lights and reggae music playing down there. It looks like a party all the time but it is actually horrible. The main attraction is a fιght-ring where the preps are made to box one another and the winner gets an extra 5 minutes at playtime. However the lοser has to eat the chewing gum off the bottom of chairs from the teachers lounge because the custodians don’t know about the spot and they have no one else to clean up their chewing gum messes.

The school forgot about me and left without me on a school excursion. I decided to board the bus of another school that was visiting and spent the rest of the day with them while having the time of my life. Unfortunately, the school finally realised I wasn't there after my parents reported me missing. Next thing I knew, the police were picking me up. But I must say, Officer John was a great ride home. We even found out that he and my uncle are fishing partners, so it was like getting a ride home from family.
Now, I have to admit, St Patricks did have one thing going for them: the lollies they gave out after the field trip. Just make sure to pack a suitcase while on an excursion in case they forget about you. But if you want your kids to actually come back, I'd suggest looking elsewhere.
But honestly, after spending a few hours with the other school, I learned more than my entire time at St Patricks. So, next time, I'm definitely stowing away on their bus again.

Overall I'd give the school a 1 out of 5 stars.but I give Officer John a 5/5 for being my unexpected uber driver

I am ashamed that this school is till running, I sent my son to st patricks later in year 3 he diagnosed both LiGma and diabetes he was bullied for.a very long time, he eventually gave up and as sad as it is. He took his life earlier this year, you should be ashamed

I attended this school in 2019 the year 6 teachers were very rude and disrespectful and one of them even ripped my watch off my wrist just because i was looking at the time this school should be closed because i think i learnt more in kindergarden.they didn't prepare me for high school at all and i think i would learn more staring at a brick wall than what i learnt in all my years of attending here.antonio

It was a good school but from my experience I felt like the teachers were a little bit racist, I get that this is an Irish school but I cant remember this teachers name but she was very racist and favored the white children. My sister also went to this school and said that teacher was the worst, tbh I hated myself in primary school when I look back. There was this time where there was a rogue car near our school and the principal said on the speaker "we have to hold you all in because there was cleaning going around" I get they were trying to not make us panic but this made us panic more. Some of the other teachers were fantastic and I loved when I had them, I reckon the school needs to work more on not giving free time (50% of the time was just playing games because the teacher allowed us to). From when I last visited I didn't see any LGBTQ+ accepted and that is one of the main things you need in a school, I had fun memories but I still think this school needs to work on its rules, students and the campus. Playgrounds are very crowded and there was only basketball courts and netball courts, I haven't visited this school in awhile and would like to soon! Still met great friends and had fun memories.

Worst experience of my life.my children would come home crying every day because the teachers had beat them until they could answer what 2 + 2 was. Would not recommend

Do not send your children hear. The school is so bad that they didn't teach you well. I only had one good teacher that actually had fun which was Yr 5. The school has a grass timetable for the kids and they favor the preps and when they weren't on the grass when it was their scheduled time the other classes couldn't even be aloud to touch the grass. All the teachers favor the girls way too much. The new principle ruined the school when the old one left. When I was in Year 6 my buddy said how much he didn't want to go to school and when the teachers asked him about how he likes school he would say that he loves it because he was afraid of telling the truth. Just a little glimpse of what this school is like.

Would just like to say what an amazing job this school has done during the whole Covid thing. Our daughter has been at the school for 5 years and in that time we have seen a vast improvement in the quality of education received and the level of ability and confidence our daughter has exhibited. I would have no hesitation in recommending St Pats to any prospective parent.

Horrible school!
Staff are making 5 star reviews to keep the rating up.
Just accept that the school is a bad place and try to improve it, instead of letting the students be miserable. The staff claim “This person has not attended this school before” don’t they understand that people put on names that they don’t have? My name is not Mohammad computer and it’s pretty obvious that is it not my real name, same as Hoop poop22, No parent would name there child that, and John Doe, don’t you understand that John Doe means nameless? I feel like the staff themselves haven’t gone to school. All the abuse I have received at this school is horrendous, I’m surprised that the government has shut this school down yet, but it would make a nice slaughter house. (Just a recommendation for next owners)

I gotta say all of the bad reviews are true. There have been so many bad experiences at St Patrick's mental institution like 1 story when one of the year six teachers sat on a kid. If you want your kids to have mental problems make sure to send them to the school. Me and my friends learnt nothing.all we did is sit there and learn the same thing again and again and also be careful of the snitches in Year 5 and 4. By Eleanor

Absolutely horrible! I used to go here and I really affected my mental health in a bad way, the school sounds nice on paper but in reality its straight up a nightmare, the staff here treat their students poorly and with no respect or decency, one day I was sick and went to school anyways and I was coughing as any sick person would, I was asked to see the teacher and I was told that I was faking, after that I had to take a week off school because of how sick I was, also I put a honest review on the school rating it as 1 star because of my bad experiences here and I was told to go to the principal's office so of course I did that, in their I was told to change my review to 5 stars! I am still shocked about it to this day. Those are only a fraction of how many poor experiences I've had here,
I'd only recommend this school to those parents that want their kids to be a dirty crime child

Our kids are so happy here. Beautiful teachers and wonderful school community. Everyone has done such a great job this year.

We are very happy with our choice of St Patricks for our Son, currently in Grade One. The Principal and Staff are wonderful, evidenced by the outcomes achieved during home learning this year. No effort was spared in providing additional support to the Children and the welcome back to School was outstanding. My Son was absolutely delighted to return to School and we couldn't speak higher for the effort taken to focus on both academic results and well being. Virtual orientation for our Second Child has just commenced, again brilliant and highly engaging, despite the circumstances. A great local choice to join a thriving and friendly School Community.

A great school & fantastic community. My children have a really positive experience here & enjoy going to school every day.

St Patrick’s Murrumbeena School has been a wonderful choice of school for our family. The Principle leads the school with great strength, empathy and organisation with an underlying foundation of solid policies and processes. The teaching staff are super supportive and have a very strong student focus. Generally, the St Patrick’s community is a wonderful, supportive and positive environment which we are so thrilled to be a part of.

My child went here and teaches grabbed them on the wrist. They also disrespected them and they barley learnt anything here. The teachers would yell at them and were horrible. Don’t send your children here.

I study there and the teachers are very nice. I learned that the teachers lets you have fun if you work properly when it's time to work. The teachers are great at teaching and are respectful but some teachers favor girls at sport and during school so that's why there is only four stars.

Year 6 is over and I hated it the school is terrible and there are so many rude teachers that give you NO respect.the year 6 teachers favour girls and they are so rude. There are only a few Nice teacher that actually give you respect and can have a Laugh and have fun. My teacher barley taught me anything all of her explanations were terrible and she wasn’t good at the teaching part. Also the principal does NOT run things very well. As soon as our old principle left the school had gone down hill rapidly also the school facilities are horrible the toilets usally don’t work and they also are disgusting. I highly recommend not to send your children here. Also the principals makes it look nice for the tours but it’s really just fake.

I did a tour of the school and found that there was rude students and was untidy. I didn't want to send my children to this school i'll send them to Oakleigh Primary School instead.