Noisy Ritual

Absolutely beautiful venue, gorgeous, helpful and knowledgeable staff and delicious wines! What more could you ask for? A delightful menu of snacks and mains? They have that too!

Heaven on Earth.

We got married at Noisy Ritual last month and had an absolutely amazing time and a night to remember. Shelby made the process so easy in the lead-up, and the entire team were so kind and easy to deal with. We had eaten there before so knew what to expect of the food and wine, and needless to say it did not disappoint. We had several guests with dietary requirements and they were catered for with no issues. Comments of "best food I've ever had at a wedding" were said by more than a few guests (the smoked pumpkin dip was a real hit). The space is so beautiful and perfect for an inner city wedding. Thanks so much guys, 10/10!

Was on the way home and decided to pop into noisy ritual, loved the vibe of the place! Good wines, good times and Will the head chef was a 10/10!

Beautiful vegetarian and vegan options, along with delicious wines. The cauliflower & mushroom pasta are very moorish. The staff were friendly & very accommodating, thanks guys! Nestled in beautiful oak barrels & indoor greenery, giving an alfresco dinning hall vibe. A lovely evening out, amongst their lively atmosphere

An extraordinary culinary experience! From delightful vegetarian options to exquisite non-vegetarian dishes, the diversity and originality of the menu are truly remarkable. The wine selection is impeccable, complementing the flavors perfectly. The staff's warmth adds to the already enjoyable ambiance, and the service is as quick as a lightning-fast kitchen! Highly recommended, with an added bonus: perfect for all ages, from 7 to 77. A definite cherry on top! "

Merci Noisy Ritual

As a wine fan I loved this venue. All the expertise and experience of a winery but right in the middle of Brunswick- the best of both worlds!
Be sure to try their wine flights so you get a taste of as much of the range as possible. Wonderful service too- always a great group of friendly faces!
A must visit!

Very disappointing standard for the food. I ordered the $65 set menu, and felt as though our group received the bare minimum. Basic side salads, dull roast chicken main dish. Being asked to share desserts with 3 spoons per dish felt really weird too. The cocktails were stingy. My margarita had a huge ice cube in to hide the fact it was about half the size of a usual cocktail, no salt on the rim and tasted like something out of a can. Nice venue and nice wine selection. Overall I felt pretty short changed by the experience.

Amazing wine, amazing knowledge, and amazing wine. Would reccomend to anyone who wants an elegant winery in the heart of Melbourne.

Great wine, and awesome food. The vibe for us was a little weird, there were a lot of kids and prams around on a Saturday night. I know parents need to relax, and they deserve it, but this place was full of them. I've never seen anything quite like it.

Good price for the happy hour, good variety and quality of the wines and food, awesome atmosphere and good service!

Booked the back part of the restaurant for a birthday and it was such a success - great vibes and food, really easy going staff that put up with our vague planning and ever-changing guest list, made it all really breezy to organise:)

We had our dream wedding at Noisy Ritual. They were so fantastic to work with, very accommodating and upfront about pricing and options. Everyone at our wedding has been raving about the venue, the food and, of course, the wine! Thank you to the team for making it the best night of our lives!

We got married at Noisy Ritual in December 2022, after multiple postponements. We cannot fault the service provided and wouldn't change a thing about our night. The whole team's great and they made every effort to ensure our big day was as special as it should be. They were incredibly responsive, even regarding the littlest of details. We had Noisy cater our event and the food was delicious, we received so many compliments. The drinks were of course great, too. Shelby, their events manager, is terrific and displays brilliant attention to detail. Thank you Cam and the rest of the Noisy team!

This place is excellent. Good food and good vibe. We were a part of 2, one vegetarian one carnivore, unfortunately the set menus don’t accommodate mixing, otherwise we would have gone with that option. There was a quartet playing who were great, but I didn’t get to see their name. All in all was a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

We had an amazing time celebrating a birthday with 25+ friends! The booking process was super easy and Kate was a pleasure to deal with and always accommodated fluctuating numbers.

We'll definitely be coming back for more drinks and food. My vegan friends said the vegan/gf cheese platters were the best they ever had and were impressed it wasn't your standard celery & carrot sticks =)

Fabulous night at Noisy Ritual with large group of friends for a birthday on a Thursday night. Lovely food and wine and great vibes. The staff were super helpful and flexible in the lead up to the night as well. Would totally recommend!

Amazing food - beautiful flavours, servings deceptively satisfying, sharing worked well. Great setting and vibe, thought it would be hard to have conversations over music but not a problem. Only thing missing was no hot drinks on offer to have with dessert.

Came here as it looked nice on the outside so decided to take a couple of friends as a wedding gift. The food was nice but unfortunately the staff were not attentive and the place really wasn'tthat busy. After finishing our entrees we kept waiting for our mains. After over half an hour we had to pull someone aside to ask if we could have our mains which they said yep and just walked away and grabbed them. It was only probably about an hour in we got a top up of water and never got asked if we wanted more drinks so we can to ask for them. It was quite a strange experience and also observing that they were serving and attending to the tables around us but not to us. Don't need to rush back anytime soon, a bit disappointed given the occasion.

We had our wedding here - and the team were fantastic.
We were originally booked for May 2020, so several re-bookings later it finally happened in May 2022.
Kate and the team were so helpful and patient with us.
The venue was gorgeous, the wine was excellent, and they made sure everything was absolutely sorted for us on the night.

Wine good, food bad. Worst feed me menu we’ve ever had - 12 of us eating and drinking, and all left hungry. One spoonful of fish, half a chicken thigh and one stem of broccoli each for a ‘main’ was embarrassing.

Taste was okay, but would recommend ordering individual dishes.