Kittens

Security guards are meant to be trained to STOP violence NOT create it!
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Cannot say enough about this place. The girls are pure and always stunning. Good table and bar service. My mates and I found this a great destressor espeicially after a long week. Girls will flirt and give you enough attention. Popular with tourists espeiclally durnig Grand Prix, so perhaps go on other weekends. Girls are like vanilla skin.

Girls were stunning! Oh my god so hot! I never seen such beautiful women since Vietnam in 71’! They were tough days but the women made everything better! Made me forget about the bloodshed and brutality of those dark days. I wish I could remove those memories from my brain but nothing ever works…. Kittens Strip Club was a nice outing for the family, good food and good hospitality. The chicken schnitzel with lobster tail was outstanding. I didn’t expect a strip club to have such delicious meal options, and at a reasonable price too! I recommend bringing the whole family, maybe for the sons birthday. He can have some cake and then get a lap dance right after, or even during the cake! How awesome is that! 5 stars

I love this club but recently have gotten really slack with the amount of girls I went Easter Monday 2023 got there at 7: 45pm and there where barely any girls waited and hour and still same thing there where about 4 girls with the club thriving and pretty busy, this has happened the last few times I have been and it’s getting a little boring to go your better off going to a club with more girls. The bar staff are kittens are awesome always polite and very professional and offer a good conversation

I always have a great time with the girls when I go there, they're super friendly and hot! Specially Chelsea with her beautiful smile with a great service, very attentive. Looking forward to be back

I’m writing this review as someone who has worked in this industry as a manager (not at this venue). I have always found kittens staff, dancers and security to be friendly and approachable. It is a smallish place which has in the past been very crowded (pre pandemic) ; not quite so crowded now. Drink prices have risen post pandemic but I can understand that. Overall a great (adult) night out. Reading the 1 star reviews complaining about the security and door staff I feel that - any that are genuine reviews - are likely written by people who don’t know how to conduct themselves in such an environment … including how they dress, speak and behave.

Bouncers where very rude, people please don't visit. We paid less than $20 so they did not allow inside again after our smoke outside. Never recommend

Kittens Strip Club South Melbourne of course have rules like all clubs.

But if you are asked to leave along with a lady close to you by the 'bar manager' woman because she accuses you of taking photos and so you comply politely and leave right away; a burly bearded bouncer from the door (with his two security colleagues as accomplices) then have zero right to then grab you and rough you up inside the premises when you are already, peacefully, well on the way to the exit.

That is what any premise CCTV cameras operating, captured what happened at the time. We were leaving peacefully and they did this!

Nor has the same burly bearded doorman have a right to punch the lady close to me after I get grabbed while leaving peacefully with her.

That is assault.
This is what happened 8.30pm Friday night 17th February.

There are a number of complaints on here via these reviews by bouncers and management for being rude and am not surprised after this particular evening.

You would think if any drink is about $12 each and you want customers to patronise the place to make big dollars from them, then (us) complying with a request to leave peacefully is no excuse to make me
and lady with me a target for blatant assault by security.

The bearded doorman broke the law. Guestimating he has a court history, given this type of behaviour. One of the security personnel with him wearing a baseball cap was wearing a 'Guardia' security company top. All security personnel I saw were wearing black or very dark tops.

Myself and lady I was with have zero police record. I hold current Working with Children card and we are both in our 50s.

The excuse for this brutally by this security company is zero. I should never have been grabbed for leaving peacefully. Again, this is captured on any CCTV cameras operating at the time.

We were focused on the the fashion and the performances and were looking for laid-back outgoing environment.

For that, we didn't deserve this treatment.

The matter won't end here. Once again, hat occurred inside the premises under the aforementioned circumstances, captured by any CCTV footage was unlawful by the security company.

If premise don't allow CCTV footage as part of investigation, then they rely on witness statements as well.

We are such witnesses to how this particular Kittens Club premise and Guardia security personnel there operates.

Very disappointing place and super poor service
gentleman’s club a lot better top service
there and way better atmosphere

It has been sometime between bucks nights. It has been a life time ago since my last visit to the club. The hospitality, the level of service by the hosts/venue mangers, the dancers and especially the bartenders was amazing. Never easy to control 20-30 married men out for a bucks day and night. Bravo. Nothing was too hard and everyone was so happy. The buck was made to feel like an A grade celebrity vip. Big thanks to the lovely Teá and lucky.

As the sober friend who is driving everyone I never felt like the third wheel.
Thanks guys.

I want to give 1 star but I don't want to hurt the club's reputation. It was my own fault really. I should have looked further into it, but Staff were really understanding and helpful pointing me in the right direction to take my sick kitten, I repeat, THIS IS NOT A VET!

My brother and I went on Sunday.girls treated us like kings. Was the absolute best night of our lives.definitely going back onba regular basis!

Tahlee and Mackayla really made our experience at kittens memorable and super fun

Bella was the best ever

How many chances do I need to give Kittens strip club. Again I was there at opening. (7.00) Did not get a dance till 10.00. The one lady who I liked and tipped on stage did not come down to talk to me. I was so interested in spending money. Ended up just doing a quick $50.00 dance and then left.

We went two times to kittens in one month difference but the security guards (mainly there is a somalian security guard) didn’t allow us to enter even though we had a bottle booking worth $450 for 2nd time on birthday, they were very rude, aggressive and very disrespectful.

Mishka and Kat are the most amazing bartenders ever they made the experience worth the trip from Adelaide

Incredible club, great atmosphere, with such a good fun vibe.
Got a dance with Violet and she was so incredible! Bubbly, charming and hotttt.
Will definitely be back xx

Mishka is the hottest bartender I have ever seen, she has the best teeth I have ever seen

P.s I THINK IM IN LOVE

This place is such a vibeee! So fun for my girlfriends and I. We LOVE you kittens! Thanks for making our trip to Melbourne so fun. We will definitely be back.

The bouncer over there name Daniel he is a great professional bouncer. A top bloke as he offered me job in bouncer position, What a legend and humble guy.i will keep coming back to kittens

Thanks bill.