Eltham High School

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on
A-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me
Fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you
Fill my heart with song
Let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for, all I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words
In other words
I love you

Pretty good school aside the fact that there was a full on fight with a year 8 student and a 22 year old. Teachers are nice and friendly, you aren’t overloaded with homework and I have made a lot of new friends.best school ever.so slay.so amazeballs.so great.so fantastic.just no words needed literally so faboo​. Met my love of my life yeah

Symphonic band is the best, shout out to all my music teachers here and ms Harrington. They have all changed my life:)

Had my first kiss here. Wasn't very good cuz it was a tree and I got bark in my braces and was called barky for the rest of my years here. 1/5 stars

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

Overselled themselves so much. They claimed they had so much choice and so many different subjects but most of them were terrible and were just the teacher reading a textbook. VCE History was good though.

I live so close that sometimes I can hear the screams of the dieing children who haven't done their homework. Overall very basic school enter at your own risk.

I went to the school as a year 7 and did not enjoy my time. The students didn't respect the teachers whatsoever and had multiple occasions where the classroom went wild because the teachers cannot control the class. However the teachers were quite nice, and I gained some really good friends in my one year of attending. Overall, I didn't learn a single thing, so I decided to move schools.

Dear students, for everyone complaining about any issues about this school, we will soon be releasing an update on patch 4.1.3e featuring bug fixes, we will be patching out the canteen prices and are fixing a few glitches involved with harassment and cyberbullying.
We apologise for any inconvenience and in further update we will make sure to get the best possible outcome.

-Kritty

{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only

be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing

dragon.

Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest

tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

{Laughing}

Like that's ever gonna happen.

{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}

What a load of -

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now but wait till you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire

How 'bout yours

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Despite what people say, cigarettes being sold, break ins, abuse, etc.this is NOT the case at all. I am a current student at this time and I feel comfortable in the school that I live and work in. Great student leaders and students all together, amazing teachers, canteen offers healthy alternatives, helpful reception staff, qualified first aid officer on site at all times, incredible music program, offers choir, percussion, bands and music room practise times and a very strong volleyball program. Despite what is being said, Eltham High School is definitely worth a tour.

Great bad plz eat burgers on time at second period. Dont sue me and i will not die in a cloud LELELELEL b mov is gret get on the buegr. Time for thy spll tst but thy fogot to tech me hw to spll. LEL

Every lunchtime if you walk by this school on the Diamond Creek Trail, you can expect to meet with children screaming abuse at you from the fence line. Just saw a group of children screaming at an elderly lady before starting on myself. School has been informed. However, this is a common occurrence and is not normal behaviour for respectful high school children. Hopefully children are being taught respect and that the school has yard duty teachers patrol the fence line as a result.

Should invest in a new IT team LOL, and don't even bother coming here if you like apple products as the IT team are too lazy to work on more than one brand of laptop, its a no from me: ( (and 80% of other students)

Eltham High School is a over-rated school full of students who would rather have a low attendance and grades than go to class or a school "outing. " The teachers try their best but unfortunately for the majority of them their "best" is nothing but opinionated and lazy teachings. It is understandable that VCE students are the priority but letting the majority of Junior and Middle school students wag half of their classes and not get caught is unacceptable. The art department is outdated and dying and the maths department so desperate for friends that they attempt to befriend the students. Props to the woodwork teachers though, they're chill.

Being accepting to diverse communities and students doesn't make a principal or a school good; it makes them normal.

I miss Jonesy.

He was the only source of joy that came from EHS.

Now it's just a black hole with no sense of community and every kid fighting for the last over-priced zooper dooper.

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp.under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of.

. 9: 15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as.

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference? "
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?

A wonderful school, teachers are dedicated and caring, facilities are also great. Fantastic music program and volleyball program, nice art facillities. Many parents don’t want their kids to go to this school just because it allows free dress but in no way does this impact on the student’s learning. Highly recommend this school.

Ever since I moved here I was pushed in the right direction, like every school they have their ups and downs, most teachers are good but some aren't great, buildings are a bit old, only half of the classrooms have air conditioning and there is gum everywhere, but now to the POSITIVES I do understand the buildings are pretty old but I am really liking how much actual facilities you have along with the upgrade of classrooms. Ever since I moved here earlier this year, my social life had suddenly broke out of prison, you can be mates with a lot of people in your year level, schoolwork is hard, but you get the help you need when you are struggling, there are plenty of services for you around. Overall Eltham High for me was the best at ACCEPTING PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE and CULTURE. That's one thing I never got at my old school

I went here from 2001 to 2008. A fantastic high school, with some of the best and most passionate teachers. Excellent facilities. A lot has changed in the last 10 years. The classrooms have gotten even better. Many of the teachers I was taught by are still there too. Mr Agar changed my life.:)

Great school, plenty on offer. Very large school that suits kids who are independent and can find their own way.