Barwon Prison

Really easy to get in and hard to get out once they show you your room.

I heard this place lets you stay as long as you want aslong as you use the government supplied lawyers.

The staff can be a little rude and sometimes bashful.

I know quite a number of friends that didn't weren't fans of the accomodation and the way they had described it reminded me of my catholic high school days - bad food, high fences, the sex you want you don't get and the sex you get you don't want.

I also strongly recommend they upgrade the decor as the stainless steel is quiet cold and leads to the old haemoroids, that then require assistance to push back in.

The food is less than average, although it is free if you stay here overnight.

If you find yourself in the garden area on a sunny day you'll find that the sunscreen pumps don't work correctly due to the local residents use them for some kind of drug device.

Fun place, great people there and food is top class

The staff were very attentive but I had trouble unlocking my door once inside

Great service, a bit expensive for the rooms you get.i thought the handcuffs were a little too much and a few too many muslims, made some great friends with these people from a place called 'apex' though

This place gave me the ouch

i shouldve stuck with pizza

There were nice showers, but I do think that the food could have used a little more oregano

Great experience would come here again, the staff were very nice and the food was delicious