The Land of Promise Hotel

Now give land of promise four stars
Risque girls high quality provided to back bar
Morgan summers and dezzi and Shashi gave
High quality shows
Thursday and Friday crowded
Decline in numbers and covid affected this hotel.
Friendly girls at back bar provided high quality customer service.
It is sad to see it end as a adult facility
Cox family been there for 31 years. Best wishes to them
Other adult bars also changed included Cavan hotel and cross keys hotel and clovey hotel.
Land last of hotels to provide adult entertainment. It is end of an era.

Recently renovated this place has a very relaxed atmosphere, the girls are very friendly and they’re food is great for a good price!

My dad brought me here when i was like 9 and he was meant to take me to a gaming convention but i had a mad as time.

Great Venue! Owners have put alot of work in to this place. Beautiful girls in the back bar, atmosphere was pumping. Where do they find all these stunning women? Adelaide has some beautiful girls!

Used to be good but not any more
Bargirl Bella was good but summer is RUDE and GROSS
Will never be back

Not a bad lil place, Chilled out here a few times. Nice friendly staff, food is pretty good for the price too

Great spot for a drink and a bite to eat. Great lunch specials, friendly folk 'round the place and the bar girls are great conversation and a joy to be around. Could recommend purely for the wonderful atmosphere they bring.
Close to the city, tram and entertainment centre.

Wonderful and welcoming place, comfortable and relaxing atmosphere, especially when Summer is working! She is polite, courteous and an absolute pleasure to deal with, very attentive and respectful.

Disgusting food, awful facilities, rude bargirl. Events are held that are offensive and degrading. Terrible bar.

Cannot believe you gave in to the snowflakes and stopped the slave night.your pubs boring enough.bring back the wetshirt night, that was an amazing time, well deserved by the winner and it looked like the brunette with the pigtails had her first bath in months that night the scrubber.slave night or dont go here.

Great spot for a drink and a bite to eat. Great lunch specials, friendly folk 'round the place and the bar girls are great conversation and a joy to be around. Could recommend purely for the wonderful atmosphere they bring.
Close to the city, tram and entertainment centre.

I've always loved The Land of Promise Hotel. Alot of memorable moments for me over many years. The strippers are a feast for sore eyes after what is usually any otherwise unremarkable day. It's good to be in a place where one doesn't need to think about anything except perhaps whose shout it is and if some of these women have licences for looking so good. Much of the Old World has had to make way for the inevitability of change, though, the Land of Promise is no mere facade of former times. Times are tough. Money's scarce. I don't have alot of cash on the occasions I go there, by myself or with mates. Can't actually afford to go as often at all but on any boy's night out The Land of Promise is a most reasonable and worthwhile first port of call.i always budget half my cash for beer, half for the talented females, who never cease being a revelatory twinkle in an eye and mind, where beer, a yarn, and several scantily clad beauties are able to make a man's existential problematic dissipate to a place that can certainly wait. Good tucker at very fair prices, cold beer, beautiful women. What's not to like?

With the exception of the "sound system" if you could call it that the drink prices were perfect as were the drinks.

Fantastic! For an old pub she had great value and great tradition

Such a huge bar with lots to do, and the meals were very generous in serving size. Drink prices great too

Out the back is a gentlemans bar, but its far away from the family environment in the front bar. You really have to go there to understand its not what the bad rep gives it

This historic, inner suburban pub has been totally renovated, while maintaining it's heritage exterior.

Beautiful, friendly, polite topless barmaids and strippers from midday, Mon - Sat. Great sound system, terrific, smoking, beer garden, off street parking, ladies most welcome and comfortable as patrons. Get up and dance with one of the girls, if you're game!

Great value, quality, pub style meals. Unbelievable match day food & drink packages.

Play pool with the strippers if you're game!

Great little old mans pub, though the back area may not be everybody's cup of tea. Cheap meals as well, though the back area can get pretty expensive.

Awesome pub catering for all tastes from formal dining, great old school front bar and adult entertainment out the back.
Quality cheap meals and pool tables in the front bar with a friendly atmosphere.